What If World History Was on Facebook?

From our Humor Department:

Renaissance: Hey, I just woke up. What’s up?

Dark Ages: You slept too long, bro!

Middle Ages: You spent too much time on MySpace.

Ice Ages: I thought that I had killed that off.

Renaissance: Alright. Just finished a cup of jo. Let’s go paint something, or invent something, or explore somewhere. What’s out west?