From Our Humor Department:
Those first photos that came back from The Moon reminded me of my own yard. Would that I could get NASA to declare it an authentic Moonscape replica. Sigh! Instead the neighborhood committee declared it an eye-sore.
Did you know they’re already selling lots on The Moon? If only we could let all those mad dictators fight over them and leave the rest of us here on Earth in peace? Just don’t let them come to my lot here and think they’re on The Moon.