From our Humor Department:
The race for the 2004 Republican nomination is at hand and we can now tell you that Vice-President Dick Cheney will definitely not dump Bush. I have it on reliable sources that Cheney is satisfied with Bush’s job performance.
While he had decided to invade Iraq, he will allow Bush to claim credit for it. Bush is the President, after all. In addition, this frees up the Vice-President to address the really big issues but first Cheney is taking time off from his responsibilities to go on a hunting trip.