From our Humor Department:
When Einstein passed through U.S. Immigration in 1933 the bureaucrat asked him what he did for a living.
“I’m a physical scientist,” he said.
“Major accomplishments?” asked the bureaucrat while looking down at his form.
“Well, I did develop the Theory of Relativity.”
“Spend an hour doing something fun like playing chess and it may seem like a minute but spend a minute sitting on a block of ice and that activity may seem like an hour.”
The bureaucrat looked up from his form. “And you expect to make a living doing this?”